1) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u
Love me?". What do
u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?
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2) Half naked girls are hot, while well
dressed girls are
beautiful...Hel l is hot, while heaven is
beautiful...the choice is
yours.
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3) You have been engaged to him for 2
years and no wedding is
forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring.
Is your finger a key
holder?
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4)You have slept with over 10 girls without
protection yet you go
to the barbers shop with your personal
clipper. What are you
preventing???
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5) Guys always know who their heart
belongs to, so if you like
cook chicken in diamond sauce or do
monkey style in bed, if its
not you, It can't be you.
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6) In America wen a couple go to bed dey
say "Good nights my
love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In
Nigeria "Did u lock d
Gate, doors & windows?
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7) You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a
boyfriend" and be
asking for money from him. GT-bank staff
cannot receive salary
from UBA bank!
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8) My name Anita, I used my friend to set up
my boyfriend to c if
he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me
wedding Invitation. What
AM I? (A) Learner (B) God sent (C) Fool.
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9) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i have a
Girlfriend when asking her
out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues
& we've broken up".
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10) Welcome to Nigeria where the
government is responsible and
blamed for every damn things. if mosquito
bite you, you will
blame the government.
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11) No guy is single, you either snatch him
from someone or
share him with someone, the most
important thing is to be the
highest Shareholder.
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12) 35yr old first class graduate without job
and u dey follow
Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... your
life is on SOS.
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13) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10
years and he broke
my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?
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14). Sex won't make him love u. A baby
won't make him stay. If
you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE...
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15) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it
will still eat your yam.
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16) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him
enter room, he don off
shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he
will RAPE ur Destiny!!
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17) What shall it profit a girl to have all the
Brazilian hair in the
whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a
girl on low cut
18) Kill an American citizen and 1
million policemen will be deployed to search
for u but kill 1 million
Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty
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19) Don't act like you have it all, even rich
men beg for pen in the
bank.
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20) No matter how big ur house is, How
recent your car is,or
how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is
still gonna be the
same size, stay humble.
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21) No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face
Might Be, you Will Still
Be the Food For Worms....Set your Arrogance
Aside and
Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever.
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22) I woke up today, someone somewhere
just took their last
breath am about sleeping someone
somewhere is crying..
Always thank the lord no matter the
situation .....pls send to
friends.
Pls say after me with faith,
I shall not beg to eat.
I shall not be ashamed.
I shall not be cursed.
I shall not cry over loved ones.
I shall not be mocked.
I shall not be a victim of hired killers.
I shall not be a victim of accidents.
I shall not be sorrowful.
BUT, I shall be great.
I shall be fruitful
I shall be victorious.
I shall be celebrated.
I shall be successful.
I shall be favoured.
I shall be blessed in abundance.
I shall be prosperous.
I shall have joy unspeakable.
I shall have peace beyond limits.I shall make
it.
I shall testify.
I shall be lifted high beyond falling.
I shall excel in all that i do.
I shall be called Wonderful.
Where the road is thirsty of flesh and blood,
my family n i with
my beloved ones will not go there.
The evils that will happen will not know my
dwelling place. Death
messengers will not know my address. The
miracles in the year
shall locate my household.
My heart desires will not be cut-short. I will
not cry because of
you.
I pray for you, in the remaining months of
this year.
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